My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile
So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.
I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Groups like the KKK are Christian terrorist organizations.
They’re never labeled as terrorists, not even Christian terrorists.
Y’all are silent about Christian terrorism but will discuss Islamic terrorism to the extent of believing all Muslims are terrorists.
Well mom maybe if I had a maid outfit I’d get motivated to clean my room
still not motivated enough.
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
i aspire to have this marriage
the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically